We're all going on a Summer Holiday

"The government has hinted that it's going to ship us all over to Scotland to discuss forming an Assembly. Sounds fine, so long as I don't have to share the HSS with those terrorists from Sinn Féin/ IRA. I remember one time having to share a flight to London with Gerry Adams- thankfully I was stowed in my usual cage in the animal hold, so didn't have look at his gurning face sipping champagne in first class.

There's no chance of us going into government with Sinn Féin/ IRA anyway- I haven't bothered discussing it with the party, but what I say goes.

I don't know why people say we are sectarian and unprogressive- I- uh... I mean, we- would be happy to share power with the SDLP. In fact, once they get back to me on that I letter I sent to Durkan offering to go into government with him once he converts to Free Presbyterianism, we can get the show on the road. Of course, he will also have to stick to the other precondition I set that he change his name to Wesley.

Anyway, must dash. The Lady is calling for her tea and crumpets. Toodle-pip!"

- Dr. No